Leaving Minnesota for Colorado, I decide to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go in the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall...

I was just sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying,

"Hi, how are you?"

I don't know what got into me, as I'm not the type to start a conversation in a men's restroom at a rest stop, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed:

"Doin' just fine!"

And the other guy says,

"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre, so I say,

"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling east!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question:

"Can I come over to your place after a while?"

Ok, this question is just wacky, but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him,

"Well, I have company over, so today is a bad day for me!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"LISTEN, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"